cocoparty is an unlicensed, clearnet storefront selling controlled substances to adults in Canada. We are not a pharmacy, not a licensed distributor, and not affiliated with any regulator. Nothing here is sold as a medicine and no claim is made that it will treat anything.

Legality is a grey area by nature. What we can say is that this is how a large number of people buy, and that the risk of anything happening is low rather than zero.

You must be of the age of majority where you live — 19 in most of Canada, 18 in Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec. We do not verify it. By ordering you're asserting it.

An order is an offer, not a contract, until it's paid. We can refuse or cancel any order, in whole or part, including for stock errors, pricing errors, or an address we think is wrong. If we cancel a paid order we'll contact you at the email you gave and either fix it or refund in BTC.

Stock is not reserved until payment confirms. Two people can be quoted the same last gram; the one whose transaction confirms first gets it.

Everything is priced in Canadian dollars. Prices change without notice and stock levels move faster than the page does.

A BTC quote is held for 20 minutes from the invoice. After that the rate has moved and the amount is stale — use the refresh button to re-quote. The BTC price is derived from a public rate feed at the moment of quoting, so it will not match your exchange's spread exactly.

Bitcoin only. No cards, no e-transfer, no other coins.

Bitcoin is irreversible. Once a transaction confirms there is no chargeback, no reversal, and no way for us to pull it back. If you send to the wrong address, or send from a wallet that can't sign, that's on the sending side.

Send the exact amount. Underpayment leaves the order short and it will not dispatch until it's topped up; overpayment is kept and not refunded unless you ask. Send from a wallet you control — not straight from an exchange if you can avoid it, since some exchanges batch withdrawals in ways that break the amount matching.

An order is not dispatched until the transaction confirms on chain. Mempool is not confirmation.

Sixteen digits, shown exactly once, at checkout. It is the only credential on the site. There is no email lookup, no password reset, and no way for us to recover it for you.

Lose it and you lose access to that order and every past and future order on it. Write it down or put it in a password manager before you close the tab.

Anyone holding it can see your orders and your delivery city. Treat it like a password.

Domestic Canada only. No international, so no customs and no import duty.

Orders before 2pm on a working day dispatch the same day. Weekends and holidays push to the next working day. Tracked post is typically 2–4 working days after dispatch, but the carrier owns that number, not us.

Address accuracy is yours. We ship to exactly what you typed. A missing unit number, a transposed digit, or a postcode that doesn't match the city is the most common way an order dies, and it's not a reship event. Check it before you pay.

Once a parcel is handed to the carrier it's out of our hands. Delays, sorting errors and a package sitting unscanned for a few days are normal and are not grounds for a refund.

Short weight, wrong item or a damaged parcel: contact us with photos and the batch sticker within 7 days of delivery. We replace or refund.

Nothing arrived: send the tracking number and give it 10 working days from dispatch. If it's genuinely lost after that we reship once, free. We eat it.

Refunds go back in BTC to an address you give us, at the CAD value of the order. Because BTC moves, the sats returned will not be the sats you sent — the dollar value is what's owed.

What isn't covered: a wrong address you supplied, a parcel signed for by someone else at your address, a package left as instructed in your notes, and a carrier's own delay inside the 10-day window.

Purity percentages and batch codes describe the specific sample assayed, at the date shown on the lab table. They are indicative, not a guarantee of the bag in your hand. A batch is a batch; powder doesn't distribute evenly.

Fentanyl screening is a screen, not a quantitative assay. "Not detected" means below the detection limit of that test on that sample, which is not the same as "cannot possibly contain".

Where a result says Pending, there is no number yet and the figure shown is the previous batch or nothing at all. We don't invent one.

Dosing notes on product pages are general ranges for a typical adult body. They are not personalised and not medical advice.

Effects vary with body weight, tolerance, what you've eaten, and what else you've taken. Start lower than you think you need. If you're on prescription medication, or mixing, do your own reading.

We're not liable for indirect or consequential loss — a ruined evening, a missed flight, a tolerance that got away from you. Our total liability on any order is capped at what you paid for it.

We're not liable for the site being down, the price feed failing, or a page loading slowly at the wrong moment. If the BTC flow breaks, the order is logged and we'll email you an address instead.

The site is provided as-is, with no warranty of fitness for any particular purpose.

There are no accounts and no server-side profiles. Your cart and your account number live in your own browser's local storage. Order records live on the worker and are keyed to the account number.

We hold what's needed to post the parcel: name, address, email, and the order contents. We don't sell it, and we don't run analytics or ad pixels on the storefront.

Clearing site data clears your local copy of the cart and the account number. The order record survives on the server, but without the number you can't reach it.

Copy, layout and images on this site are ours. Lift the whole thing and at least change the colours. Lab figures are ours to publish and theirs to be right about — the assays aren't ours.

We can change these terms and the prices at any time by posting here. The version that applies to your order is the one live when you placed it. It's your job to check, not ours to notify.

These terms are governed by the laws of the province we operate from, and the courts there have jurisdiction. In practice, nobody is going to court over a gram, so read this as intent rather than threat.

Questions, disputes and batch certificates: [email protected]. Quote your order reference. Replies within 24 hours.